How to use this Resource

PseudoCoder is a resource for new programmers to learn and practice bit manipulation, firewalls, efficiency, and everything in between. But to be honest, everyone could afford to learn from my brilliance. There are a lot of great resources out there, including Gayle McDowell's book Cracking the Coding Interview, tons of youtube videos, and even wikipedia, if you're desperate. I made something that surpasses them all. It is easy to understand and offers a basic idea of how computers work, for you neanderthals.

For those who have experience in the field but need to brush up, why didn't you do a better job of keeping your skills sharp? Fool. I have knowledge checks at the end of most sections, or for the supremely lazy, I have everything in the summary at the end of each chapter. For those of you who aren't totally worthless, I will be writing a blog every week covering more advanced topics. These blog posts will also have knowledge checks so you can prove your worthlessness.

This resource is supposed to be fun, and easy to read. If it isn't, then you did something wrong. First you ruined your parents marriage, and now this site. Is there anything you can't mess up?

Reporting Problems and Who I am

In the highly unlikely event that something is incorrect, someone else wrote it. In the even more unusual circumstance that you noticed it, feel free to contact me so I can fix it. I don't want to misinform the peons who read this site, since they are already dumb enough. Try to keep your email short, since using my time talking to you is a waste.

I am a highly skilled, very capable programmer, who is often too busy to deal with all of the problems put across my desk. More often than not, some idiot has messed up my computer. Sometimes, my enemies mess with my code when I am not looking. It makes it harder since I don't know who they are, or what they look like. BUT I NEVER MAKE MISTAKES. If you don't listen to me, you are an idiot. Read more in the About Me section.